A wealthy racehorse owner gets very attached to his champion horse. It has a very successful racing career and is then retired to stud duties, where it is again very successful earning a fortune in stud duties.
Sadly one day the champion dies and the owner decides to give it a proper burial.
He approaches the local Anglican minister who tells him that he is only interested in saving human souls.
He then approaches the Catholic priest who tells him the same thing.
As a last resort he asks a Rabbi who gives him the same sermon. As he is about to leave he mentions that he was going to donate £100,000 to the Synagogue.
'Hold on' says the Rabbi, 'you never told me it was a Jewish horse.'
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