Two disgruntled evidently losing punters had been consoling themselves in the bar and after the meeting were walking it off on the course.
'I don't know what these bloody jockeys get paid for' said the first punter, scowling at the nearest fence, 'Any bugger could jump these things, I could do it without a horse.'
'Go on then,' said his friend, peering owlishly through the gloom. 'Jump that one.'
The first punter took of his race glasses, took a run at the fence and cleared it with a foot to spare..........and........landed face first in the water!
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