A Word About The Football

All the gang were in trouble. They were on a trip abroad and their custodian was really annoyed with them and the way in which they had been behaving. The gang were upset because they were very bored and they hadn’t been able to text their friends or use their PlayStations – some of the guys had serious Grand Theft cold turkey. Ladies man, he’d been given the nickname by the lads as he’d been caught snogging his mates girlfriend behind the bike sheds, had gone and said some stuff he shouldn’t and now the patience of the grown ups was wearing thin. All the gang had been there at their secret meeting and at the time had agreed with Ladies man, he was the biggest after all. Now though the brown stuff had really hit the fan and Tubs, Barn Door, Hair Bear, Wing Nut, Y-Fronts, Hub Caps, Stretch and Titch were all distancing themselves from his comments rather than get in any further trouble. Mr C had called them into his office and told all of them he was going to make Ladies man stand up in assembly and apologise to everyone……………

Was the above:
A: Short extract from an old script of Grange Hill
B. Comic strip from the Beano
C. The England football team preparing for their do or die knock out match versus Slovenia